christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over
This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep